kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

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aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

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sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

(Source: difficult)

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itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

(Source: itssexualhour)

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skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

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